Pimp my Ride...

Damn what a joke, i was watching this show, and they take ridiculously crappy cars, and make them look like toys.  Idiots dont even realize that the car is still crappy...a pimped out kia, is still a kia.

And in the end, its still not necessarily "pimped".  I mean, if u really want ur car to be a pimp ride, you need a gun under the driver seat, bag of marijuana or some sort of narcotic in the glove compartment, spinner rims, and a dead hooker in the trunk...now thats pimp.

William Hung is actualy gona be touring, I honestly didn't thing it would go this far.  I think that America will never stop on its quests for newer more radical forms of entertainment.  Everyone is saying how hes great and all, too ashamed to admit why, its cuz America thinks Asians are goofy and have funny accents, and he is the epitome of  chinky goofiness.  I mean, does it come as a coincidence that the rise of Will Hung came right around the time of Banzai?  I think not.

Try and draw a similarity:

GIMICKS!  Shall i name some more?!

Me n Karan were watching Maury once and they were doing the paternity test on guys.  The best part was the ONE time that the guy was not the father, and he started doing this whole victory dance, its almost like he planned it out:

YES! left leg, POP, turn it around!  CRIP WALK!

But seriously tho, i dont really like shows that are obliged to help people out.  Id rather laugh at idiots than try and help them.  Every single gameshow out there, for that matter, is trying to give contestants a prize or something, well i got an idea, lets put convicts on a gameshow, and have them play for their lives.

"Good Samaritan Law?  You dont have to help noone in this country, thats what this country's all about!"  -Jackie Childs

My taste in television seems to be different from others.  Some of my favorite shows of all time are Jerry Springer and Judge Judy, why?  Because the people that end up on these shows are always SOOO stupid, it helps to further elevate my already inflated ego.  Hehehe, stupid idiots.

Some people just dont think before doing or saying anything, thats why i have adopted my own theory on life, before doing anything questionable, always ask yourself, What would Mussolini do?

The answer to this, of course, is this: